Element 93 · discovered in a kitchen, 1998

Dogium

93
Dg
Dogium
67.42
Dogium

They keep trying to weigh me. It keeps coming out different.

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Atomic weight

It has never come out the same twice.

67.42
grams per mole, allegedly
Not stable. Not inert. Not something you can store safely.

Every reading is correct. That is the problem.

FAILED
Dogium behind a lab bench
SAMPLE 93 · UNDER OBSERVATION
Containment log

Six attempts. Six doors left open.

01Sealed in a glass tube. Out in nine seconds.
02Weighed on a bench scale. Scale is now on the floor.
03Kept behind a door. The door was the easy part.
04Cooled to slow him down. He liked it.
05Given a second sample for company. Now there are two of him.
06Nobody has tried a sixth time.

Attempt 01, on tape

Nine seconds. They timed it afterwards.

SAMPLES

Taken on site. Take them.

Sample slipNo. 000093
SYMBOLDg
STATEExcited
MELTING POINTAny doorbell
HALF LIFEUntil dinner
REACTS WITHEverything
CONTRACTsoon
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Handle normally. It will not help.

Dogium sample